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Real Salt Lake scores all the goals

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By Ambrosia Tonkovich // @heyambrosia

Saturday, March 3, 2018: 1-1 Draw

Real Salt Lake finished their first season game with an opener against FC Dallas, ending in a 1 v 1 draw, where RSL effectively scored every goal on the roster, including the one counting against us. Too excited, I guess. But I’ll take the point. Let’s dig in.

First of all, let me say, WHOOOOO the season is back and wow, I didn’t realize how much I needed it this year. While it’s been a very interesting offseason for the team, signing a bunch of young new players, it has been an interesting one for me. I feel like a different person, cheering on a different team, and I, for one, welcome our change overlords.

Within 11 minutes of the game, I realized why it is I loved Mike Petke so much last year. It’s not that that love died, it’s just that I hadn’t seen him coaching a regular season game for so long, I hadn’t seen that fire and passion in his eyes while he sticks up for his players, and yet tells them exactly what’s what all at the same time.

Newly restored faith and love had my heart soaring this game, and I couldn’t have been more elated with the early goal by Joao Plata in the 25th minute. This little dude is FAST and I didn’t see it a lot last year. Seeing him sprint toward that ball and completely confuse Reggie Cannon while he fires it in was just the RSL I have been waiting for.

The weird thing I want to mention was this referee. I am very comfortable saying that there were some fouls on BOTH sides that should’ve gotten more than a slap on the wrist. I appreciate that for the most part, the flow of the game was hardly stopped due to potentially unnecessary stops that would usually happen in another game, but we fouled them, they fouled us, and I feel like at least a yellow or two should’ve been called on each side.

We were grabbing and pulling a player’s arm back at one point – they were grabbing and pulling our player’s jersey to try and keep from scoring (which he didn’t ever go down, so I do get why nothing was called). BUT. I can’t complain too much, honestly. Nothing that wasn’t called would’ve cost the game one way or another.

And now, the sad part. While we had gone most of the game with the 1-0 lead, on the road, against a team that has been playing in the CCL for the past little while so is a little more solid as a team, and against a team that destroyed us the last time we were there – they scored on us. Well, more specifically, WE scored on us.

Apparently, we were so anxious to score some goals, we got one for ourselves, against ourselves. Honestly, there was nothing that could’ve been done against this. Maximiliano Urruti lobbed one in and Marcelo Silva, trying to defend us, slid right in and hit the ball into the net himself. Obvious upset and frustration were seen on his face, and my poor neighbors heard some words they haven’t heard in about 7 months.

Highlights worth mentioning – Damir Kreilach and Shawn Barry played their first season games with the RSL jersey on. Kreilach got pulled off in the 78’ while Barry stayed on for the entire 90+ minutes. I think they both did pretty damn well, and I am going to continue keeping an eye on them.

In addition, Justen Glad. We don’t deserve him, but my god he helped our defense so much this game. This is a kid that I hope continues to grow with our team. I am ridiculously proud of him so far, and he’s so young. He still has a lot to offer.

Also, let’s praise whatever soccer gods are still listening to us out there – Nick Rimando put in a full year’s work just this game. FC Dallas wasn’t ready for him, and our defense wasn’t ready for FC Dallas. Luckily, as usual, Rimando came in strong from the beginning.

Next week we have our home opener against LAFC (who won against the Seattle Sounders, 1-0), I’m looking forward to seeing what Petke can continue to roll out on the Claret and Cobalt carpet for our young players, and our team as a whole.

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RSL – The little engine that might?

Ambrosia Tonkovich - Real Salt Lake/mlsfemale
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By Ambrosia Tonkovich // @heyambrosia

Alright, so 2017 was a bad year for Real Salt Lake. For longtime fans, we saw Mike Petke come on and knew that Jeff Cassar was just about to be replaced. I mean… we didn’t KNOW, know… but we knew. I recall a text between a long time Real Monarchs fan and me when Petke got hired, and it went something along the lines of:



ME: …

HIM: Yeah, I know…, I’m pretty stoked.

Prior to this, we had lots of injuries, lots of losses, and lots of speculating about the changes that Petke would bring. We didn’t realize a printer would become so infamous, but it’s 2018, so who knows what’s what anymore.

So, why recap this when trying to talk about the future? Well, with big power comes big responsibility, and as soon as Petke took the plate (hello, awkward other sports reference that doesn’t quite belong here but I’m going with it) we knew that changes were coming. He had been a longtime believer in our RSL Academy players and he made it a point to show our big players that they couldn’t get away with things just because of their ego.

Enter offseason, 2017-2018.

First of all, let’s just take a big exhale out knowing that we still have Nick Rimando. Say what you want about who is ‘the best GK in the league’ but, on paper, this man is the best goalkeeper in MLS, definitely. At 5’9”, this dude can stretch himself farther than some other 6’3” goalkeeper I know (ahem), and can ridiculously bounce back from being hit in the face with a fast traveling ball. Twice. In one game.

I could go on about his stats, but there’s a good chance if you’re reading this, you already know (even if you don’t want to admit it).  Although the eventual renew on his contract was in the bag for most fans, I did wonder if Petke was going to start making his team changing moves after signing Connor Sparrow in September, just as our offseason was starting.

I do hope to see more of Sparrow moving forward because the very sad part of my heart knows that Rimando can’t play for us forever. Even as much as I want to clone him. We have also brought on Alex Horwath, a 30-year-old from Norway, who I am very excited to see what he’s made of.

Other offseason signings include Damir Kreilach (in place of Movsisyan maybe??), Alfredo Ortuño, Pablo Ruiz, Shawn Barry, Corey Baird, Ricky Lopez-Espin, Adam Henley, Aaron Herrera and Taylor Peay.

This is the change we all knew was coming with Petke coming on board. While I, for one, am welcoming our Petke overlord, some others have seen things differently. Whatever the case may be, we … basically, have a whole new team. This is going to be an interesting year.

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RSL V Timbers  – We’ve crossed the line!

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By Ambrosia Tonkovich // @heyambrosia

Saturday, September 16: 2-1 Win

We are over the line for the first time!! It’s been a hard fight folks, and somewhere that a lot of people thought we’d never be this year. When Mike Petke first signed on and people were skeptical of him, this is the place that I wanted to point them to. This is the moment that I want to rub their nose in. Right here. Hey. We’re over the line, man. We went from being the first team to lose to MNUFC to being above the lines and four games away from potentially being in the playoffs. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta.

Alright. So let’s talk the awesome goal that was Albert Rusnak’s. What a weird volley that was. The foot angle was weird, and I honestly didn’t think he was going to make it? But oh man, he did, and in the 14th minute.

What a way to start of a game against the Portland Timbers, who are up there in the top three of the table. It soared right past former backup keeper for Real Salt Lake Jeff Attinella, and straight in for what was truly a beautiful goal. Crowd went wild, I went wild, and Rusnak celebrated with the ole’ prego with the ball baby victory. I mean, all right, you do you Rusnak. Whatever keeps you getting goals like that, man.

That first half was a magical one, we played well together, like we were actually communicating. We seemed to be pushing forward as a TEAM instead of a few individuals, and we kept possession for most of that first half. We walked out of the first half with a 1-0 lead and probably danced their way into the stands.

The second half opened up quite quickly for the Timbers, with Valeri sending a quick header past Rimando into the goal at the 47th minute. I’ll be honest, that was a pretty one. No idea who was supposed to be marking him on our team but… they weren’t. I saw some choice vowels being formed there via Rimando’s mouth, and I don’t blame him. But a well deserved goal for Valeri and the Timbers.

Savarino. Wooooo boy.


Lookit that goal.

That is what beauty is made of. Seriously, I don’t know what Attinella could’ve done about that, but that was so pretty. Jefferson knocked that beautiful goal in at the 61st minute bringing RSL up 2-1 and sending us immediately into a defensive position. Subs were made and Yura remained at the top by himself as the rest of the game was played entirely defensively and I’m definitely okay with that plan.

The Timbers are a good team and us getting a lead on them at home… yep, that was the right call by Petke to play defensively for the rest of the evening, especially with us losing Luis Silva due to right groin injury early in the game.

We came out of this game 2-1, and I couldn’t be more happy. After the Houston/San Jose game we are still barely above the line, but we are there. This is a nice place to be.

We play Seattle next week at home at Rio Tinto Stadium, and I’m hoping we can get as cohesive as we did this game and pull another W to get us higher up in the standings.

Also, side note not related to that game – I’m super worried about Rimando (especially Rimando), Beckerman, and Beltran all being free agents next year… uggggggh. Send me a billion Xanax please.

Game highlights:

14′  Goal! Real Salt Lake 1, Portland Timbers 0. Albert Rusnák (Real Salt Lake) right footed shot from outside the box to the high centre of the goal. Assisted by Luis Silva.

47′  Goal! Real Salt Lake 1, Portland Timbers 1. Diego Valeri (Portland Timbers) header from the centre of the box to the bottom right corner. Assisted by Dairon Asprilla with a cross.

58′  Substitution, Real Salt Lake. Yura Movsisyan replaces Luis Silva because of an injury.

61′  Goal! Real Salt Lake 2, Portland Timbers 1. Jefferson Savarino (Real Salt Lake) left footed shot from the right side of the box to the top left corner. Assisted by Albert Rusnák.

68′  Kyle Beckerman (Real Salt Lake) is shown the yellow card.

70′  Darlington Nagbe (Portland Timbers) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

75′  Substitution, Real Salt Lake. Brooks Lennon replaces Joao Plata.

75′  Substitution, Portland Timbers. Jeremy Ebobisse replaces Darren Mattocks.

76′  Substitution, Portland Timbers. Vytautas Andriuskevicius replaces Liam Ridgewell.

80′  Substitution, Portland Timbers. Lawrence Olum replaces David Guzmán because of an injury.

87′  Yura Movsisyan (Real Salt Lake) is shown the yellow card for a bad foul.

89′  Substitution, Real Salt Lake. David Horst replaces Jefferson Savarino.

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When Cards Collide

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By Ambrosia Tonkovich // @heyambrosia

Saturday, August 19: 3-1 Loss

First of all, I don’t mean to be rude, but Montreal Impact is always a team I forget exists. It’s not that they’re that horrible or anything, it’s just that they’re not like a big name team, they don’t make headlines a whole lot, and so they just don’t make their way to the top of my mind. Anytime I see we’re playing them I say ‘oh, right. They are a team’. Well, hell. Guess I’ll remember them this time. Real Salt Lake went on the road to lose 3-1 in Toronto after an unbeaten streak (which we desperately needed) in Canada on Saturday night.

We had six games unbeaten before tonight, and we tried in the beginning (with Luis Silva scoring in the 26th minute) but sadly we weren’t able to bring it back.

In the sixth minute we did see an early injury. Marcelo Silva was subbed out with a hamstring injury and David Horst came in to take his place. Our luck went down from there, with an early score from Ignacio Piatti in the 10th minute that put Montreal up 1-0.

Like I said, we did score in the 26th minute, but that was the only goal we could seem to score, even though we did have 6 shots on goal to their 4, (apparently they made those count). We did collect a nice selection of yellow cards, as we seem to do, collecting 6 to their 1.

The game ended in a dismal 3-1 with RSL fans feeling bummed. It’s been a nice playoff sprint we’ve had recently, and this was a sad halting moment. We need to do pretty much everything we can to make our way there at this point.


6′ Sub:  David Horst replaces Marcelo Silva

11′ Goal: Piatti makes it 1-0 for the Impact.

26′ Goal:  Luis Silva equalizes.

29′ Goal:  Another Goal for Piatti.

37′ Yellow:  Brooks Lennon.

Stoppage Time Yellow:  Sunny goes into the book.

47′ Goal: Jackson makes it 3-1 for Montreal.

More yellow cards:

57′ : Chris Wingert

62′ : Evan Bush

66′ : Tony Beltran

67 Sub:  Shaun Francis replaces Hassoun Camara

74′ Sub:  Andres Romero replaces Blerim Dzemaili

6′ Sub:  David Horst replaces Marcelo Silva

11′ Goal: Piatti makes it 1-0 for the Impact.

26′ Goal:  Luis Silva equalizes.

29′ Goal:  Another Goal for Piatti.

37′ Yellow:  Brooks Lennon.

Stoppage Time Yellow:  Sunny goes into the book.

47′ Goal: Jackson makes it 3-1 for Montreal.

More yellow cards:

57′ : Chris Wingert

62′ : Evan Bush

66′ : Tony Beltran

67 Sub:  Shaun Francis replaces Hassoun Camara

74′ Sub:  Andres Romero replaces Blerim Dzemaili

84′ Sub:  Victor Cabrera comes on for Anthony Jackson-Hamel

85′ Sub:  Yura replaces Chris Wingert

85’ Yellow: David Horst

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The Freaking Printer Didn’t Work

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By Ambrosia Tonkovich // @heyambrosia

Saturday, July 22: 1-1 Draw

What led to definitely the best post-game conference I’ve ever seen in my life was a pretty controversial, somewhat chaotic, but we could’ve all seen it coming game, that resulted in a 1v1 draw against Sporting Kansas City at home in Rio Tinto Stadium with Real Salt Lake.

I don’t even know where to start with this one. The beginning seems like the logical place, but oh man, the beginning seems so boring when we all know where the end takes us. Let’s start with this – SKC and RSL have a pretty healthy rivalry. After SKC defeated us in the 2013 championship we’ve been pretty sore.

The time up to that championship was a little sore as well, with RSL supporters buying their tickets to the game and then the tickets being pulled out from under them by the stadium saying that an ‘invalid’ code was used to purchase them (the code was tweeted out by the SKC twitter itself). However, I don’t want to dig too far into the past. I mention it because every time these two teams meet, drama is probably going to ensue. And boy, howdy did it ever.

I’ll be honest, the first half is a little uneventful. RSL had two shots on goal, with one of them making it in at the 42nd minute (Luis Silva’s first RSL MLS goal, assist by Joao Plata). We did have most of the possession for the first half, keeping SKC pretty defensive. They had no shots on goal the entire first half. We did have a hydration break (it was weirdly humid in Utah, also crazy hot… this heat wave, amirite guys?), but really, that’s about it. We ended the first half 1-0 RSL.

Just when you think things are just a normal soccer game though… the second half begins.

I guess I should let you guys know, we had one of the most inexperienced referees this game. A lot of calls were missed (for both teams). A lot of diving happened. A lot of frustration. So much so that our Coach, Mike Petke was asked to leave the field after yelling at the fourth official when a call was missed after Joao Plata was put into a headlock and pushed down during play. In addition, a player did go cleats up against Luke Mulholland and that was called, but only as a yellow, which in my honest opinion, wasn’t the right call.

There are a lot of RSL fans upset that SKC was given a PK (ultimately tying up the game 1-1 in the 59’ with a kick from Benny Feilhaber) but I actually think it was the right call. I know that if we had the same circumstances against us we would have been yelling for a PK.

So, the second half continues. Yellow card after yellow card is given. Foul after foul. It seems like no play can last more than one minute without someone on the ground or some foul being called somewhere. A total of 25 total fouls were called this game. Both teams only used one sub, and to my surprise even though Dom Dwyer was on the bench he was never brought on (which is still really weird to me, especially with the ref we had for the night).

A total of 5 yellow cards were given during the second half (it should’ve been at least one red on each side as well). Also, holy cow, we had a goal that went in, hit the right post, bounced off, then hit the left post, then bounced out, to a player, then he kicked it right back over straight to another post. That ball DID NOT want to go in. Talk about holding my breath. Woooooo.

Obviously Mike Petke and his conference received way more press than really this entire game did, so I can’t just end this article without saying something. When he was brought in to coach the Monarchs we were excited because we *knew* he was going to eventually be coaching RSL. When Jeff Cassar was let go, we knew it was only a matter of time.

I’m so glad that his passion was such a big part of Saturday night. I know we didn’t see him first (I can hear NY fans gritting their teeth right now), but we have him now and don’t worry guys, we love him.

And let’s all hope he gets his printer working.

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Evening The Score

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By Ambrosia Tonkovich // @heyambrosia

Wednesday, July 19: 1-4 Win

When you wish upon many red cards…

After four losses and four draws against the Portland Timbers the last 8 times we played against them, Real Salt Lake finally managed to defeat them, 4-1 in Providence Park.

Alright, I’m gonna set you a scene.

I am the third week into my new job. The pressure is REAL, guys. This is not a ReAL pun, I promise. REAL vs ReAl etc… I dunno. Although if I were more clever I would probably make one right now. But it’s been a pretty busy few weeks (sorry for my absence) and I have to start the game off with the announcers asking our previously beloved Nat Borchers how he thinks both teams will do. Have you ever had stabby pains in your heart? That was a thing. Dang, announcers. Why do you have to do this to me before the game even starts? That was cold announcers, that was cold.

Alright. Let’s move on. We’re coming off of a friendly against Manchester United. We didn’t win, but I mean… we gave up 5 goals to Houston and RIGHT AFTER THAT gave up 6 goals to FC Dallas so… I’ll be honest, I wasn’t expecting us to do as well as we did. The fact that we scored on Manchester United first in the beginning was a shining light in my evening. But this isn’t about *that* game (although let’s just call me out on not writing about that game, eh?). So hey. We’re two days out of a friendly against a pretty big team. We go against a team that we’ve been very evenly matched against. Heartstrings already torn, we open the game.

10 minutes innnnnnnnnn. I hope the multiple “n”s will express to you that this, in fact, was a sing-song moment. Oh captain, my captain. Kyle Beckerman kicks a goal in from 30 yards away, weirdly out of nowhere. I honestly didn’t see it, and it seemed like no one really did until it was happening. But there it was. The first time I’ve ever said ‘Wow’ out loud for a Beckerman goal in a long time. Definitely his goal of the year. And it put us in the lead for the entire first half,  1-0. This is his 421st game, and way to go, Beckerman.

Honestly, even with that early goal Portland did keep up the pressure. They were down quite a few players, and even with that they were still able to create some chances for themselves, ultimately not able to follow through with the first half ending 1-0 Salt Lake, along with both teams collecting a yellow card or two.

The card-packed, controversial (I’ll get to that in a moment) second half opened up with a yellow card with the first minute, against Danilo Acosta who had just barely been put in the game at half time. With this second half off to a slow start it seemed unlikely that we would be seeing scores so soon, but a PK was rewarded to Real Salt Lake, with Joao Plata hitting into the net at the 50’ mark.

From there, it seemed chaos took over. At the 53’ mark Arboleda gets a red card for (imho) what looks like a pretty clear elbow to Plata’s neck. Not only was it out, but it was out, and up, and followed through. I will say that was a pretty solid red in my opinion. So now Portland is down a man in the 53rd minute while they’re also down by two points. Not a good place to be.

But oh. Things get so much worse. For both teams. Simultaneously, and very fast.

Insert unpopular opinion here: Kyle Beckerman definitely should have gotten a card here. A red…. Eh? If what he did deserves a red then there have been a LOT of missed red opportunities over the years of MLS being a sport. Games would end short-handed literally every single game. I will say this – Kyle did this on purpose. He agitates, and every other team knows this (I told you this is an unpopular opinion).

BUT. Here’s where things get hairy for me: Fanendo Adi comes up to Kyle and straight up chest bumps him down to the ground. While Toledo (ref) marked down Beckerman’s elbow as ‘Violent conduct’ he also gave both Kyle and Adi the SAME disciplinary time away from game play. That seems a little uncouth to me. Adi straight up knocked a dude to the ground while Kyle threw an elbow that ultimately left Adi running, even after he was hit, until he decided to let his anger get the best of him and make him turn around. One of those things is definitely not like the other.

As an update on that, RSL did try to appeal the red card and the appeal was denied, so Kyle will be out for the July 22nd game against Sporting KC.

I digress. After a double red with that play, both teams missing men (Portland down to 9, RSL down to 10) we quickly scored two more goals. The 3rd goal was awarded to Albert Rusnak but was first marked as an own goal on Gleeson.  Either way it was a fast one, and Albert’s 5th for the season so far. This kid is impressing me so much. Wow.

Our last and final goal of the night (from RSL) was another one from Plata, right at the 80th. He’s coming back strong after that surgery. We’ve now scored an equal number of goals in these last two MLS games combined than we had in the past 12. So it’s safe to say we’ve been needing this.

Here are the game highlights:

10′  Goal Kyle Beckerman 0-1

28′  Yellow Card Lawrence Olum

41′  Yellow Card Zarek Valentin

42′  Yellow Card Albert Rusnak

45′ + 1′  Substitution: Out: Chance Myers In: V. Arboleda

45′ + 4′  Substitution: Out: Demar Phillips In: Danilo Acosta

45′ + 5′  Yellow Card Diego Valeri

46′  Yellow Card Danilo Acosta

50′  Penalty Goal Joao Plata 0-2

53′  Red Card V. Arboleda

55′  Red Card Fanendo Adi

56′  Red Card Kyle Beckerman

57′  Yellow Card David Horst

68′  Goal Albert Rusnak 0-3

72′  Substitution: Out: D. Asprilla In: Jack Barmby

75′  Substitution: Out: Luis Silva In: Chris Wingert

80′  Goal Joao Plata 0-4

81′  Yellow Card Jack Barmby

83′  Substitution: Out: Sunny In: Aaron Maund

90′ + 3′  Goal Jack Barmby 1-4

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At Least It Wasn’t A Total Disaster

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By Ambrosia Tonkovich // @heyambrosia

Saturday, June 24: 2-1 Loss 

That last minute goal. Woooooo. 

Okay, let’s back up a bit, but I just had to get that sentence out of my system. 

Real Salt Lake took on the San Jose Earthquakes in California at the Avaya Stadium Saturday night ultimately losing, 2-1. 

After a shut out against Minnesota the week before, the team (and fans) had high hopes going into this match. An on the road game against San Jose though, is a tough one to win, and we proved it. With passes falling flat, even when San Jose went down a man in the 71st minute with a 2nd yellow card called against Nick Lima (SJ), we were still unable to bring home a win.

I decided to watch this game from a wing place with the rationale of “well we probably can’t lose too bad, I’ll go out in public”. Funny how you look at the score, are down 2-0 and think “well, that’s not terrible”. Probably a pretty clear testament to how the team has been this year. Luckily we were in public, so I couldn’t yell all of the obscenities I normally do. I just ate my wings and drank my beer, no ugly crying allowed. 

The ray of light was Jose Hernandez, who did get his first professional goal in not only the last minute of play, but the last ten seconds of play, scoring against San Jose in the 94th minute which is a nice reminder to all teams to play til the end. A huge shout out to him, and welcome to the MLS scoreboard, Hernandez!

So, the takeaways from this game?

July is going to be an interesting month. Alright, that’s not a takeaway from this game, we’ve just known this to be the case. Summer transfer window is just about here, and it seems like some big changes are coming.

Okay actual takeaway though, our young players are still looking really good. Six of the 11 players on the pitch were from the academy program, five of whom signed homegrown player contracts. That is awesome, and is needed with two games coming up quickly, on June 30th and July 4th against Orlando and LA Galaxy, respectively.

Game Events:

13′  Goal Danny Hoesen 1-0

50′  Yellow Card Andrés Roberto Imperiale

67′  Yellow Card Nick Lima

68′  Goal M. Ureña 2-0

71′  Yellow/Red Nick Lima

73′  Substitution: Out: M. Ureña In: K. Sarkodie

74′  Substitution: Out: Danny Hoesen In: Shea Salinas

74′  Substitution: Out: Chris Wingert In: S. Saucedo

81′  Substitution: Out: Jefferson Savarino In: Ricardo Velasco

85′  Substitution: Out: Luis Silva In: José María Hernández

87′  Substitution: Out: Jahmir Hyka In: Tommy Thompson

89′  Yellow Card S. Saucedo

90′ + 4′  Goal José María Hernández 2-1

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I’m Still Here

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By Ambrosia Tonkovich // @heyambrosia

Wednesday, May 31: 5-1 Loss

Hey, it’s me again. It’s been a while, I’ve been on vacation. I’ll be honest, I’ve been glad I’ve been vacation. My team has… not been very good. We had a couple of wins, sure. But overall, it’s been pretty bad. This last game was a pretty good indicator of our performance.

I didn’t get a chance to watch this game live. I had made plans to go to a friend’s house ahead of time, and right before I was about to leave the house, I got a lovely notification three minutes into the game: Houston Dynamo 1, Real Salt Lake 0. But that’s not all. It was an own goal. Our very own Justin Schmidt scored an own goal to start what turned into what could be described as an embarrassment against RSL 3 minutes into the game.

I’ll be honest, I’m not the only one to label this game as such. Our very own coach, Mike Petke has said it, our player Tony Beltran has said it… we were a mess. I chose that moment to turn off most of the notifications for the game, head over to my friend’s house, and try to finish the evening in as blissful a bubble as I could. I kept checking my watch anyway, updating my friends (who don’t care since they don’t watch the sport), and slowly sinking more and more into the chair and a depression as time went on.

5-1 was the final score, with Houston dominating over RSL. Am I surprised? No. Is that frustrating? YUP. I’m pretty disappointed with the team’s performance this year. With the coach switch out, the younger players, and the slow but steady return of injured players I’ve been secretly hoping for a better, healthier team.

A couple of wins while I was on vacation kept me in light spirits. I didn’t completely want to get my hopes up, but eh, you win some, you lose some. But holy cow, I just finished watching the game just now and man… I heard ambulances going back and forth during the game and I can only imagine it was to help the obviously burned players off the field at the end of the match. 5-1 is just… painful.

Anyway, I do want to focus on a couple of things. Joao Plata did have a gorgeous free kick. Soared right between two Houston players, right over their shoulders, right into the goal. No one could do anything about it. It was his second goal of the season (I’m sad I wasn’t able to report on the first, he’s been obviously hungry for it), and I’m happy for him.

That was beautiful. The unfortunate part about his play this game though was his defense (or lack thereof) on the second goal that Houston scored. I’m not sure what happened, but there was a weird clearing, like the soccer ball was Moses and RSL players were the sea. Everyone just sort of… stopped. Cleared a path for that ball to go right on in the goal. I watched it a couple of times, and I still don’t get it.

The other thing I want to focus on, well, Matt Van Oekel did have a couple of good saves. Obviously that’s weird to type knowing that the scoreline is 5-1, but he did. It wasn’t just him back there, there is a defensive line for a reason, so he came up strong sometimes when they didn’t, and for that I need to give him props.

So… Anyway. All of this sounds like a big bash to my team. It’s not. Am I disappointed? Yep. For sure. Do I love them any less? Hell no. I’ve loved them for God knows how long. I’m not gonna stop now. Yeah, this is frustrating, but hey, way to help me build some thick skin, RSL. I’m still going to go to games, still going to chant, still going to lose my voice every home game, even when we lose.

Events this match:

3’ Goal (own) Schmidt 1-0

15′  Goal Alex 2-0

45′  Goal M. Manotas 3-0

52′  Goal E. Torres 4-0

54′  Yellow Card Sunny

57′  Yellow Card J. Cabezas

62′  Substitution: Out: M. Manotas In: B. García

63′  Goal Joao Plata 4-1

63′  Substitution: Out: Joao Plata In: Luis Silva

66′  Substitution: Out: Albert Rusnak In: José María Hernández

68′  Goal Leonardo 5-1

71′  Substitution: Out: A. Elis In: V. Sánchez

73′  Substitution: Out: Kyle Beckerman In: Omar Holness

79′  Yellow Card B. García

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By Ambrosia Tonkovich // @heyambrosia

Saturday, April 29: 3-0 Loss

Well, I don’t know where to start. For the first time in eight matches against Sporting Kansas City, we finally lost to them. With 7 yellow cards between the two teams, the game ended in the 96th minute with a 3-0 lead from SKC.

With both Kyle Beckerman and Nick Rimando out on injury, I want to say it started off promising for Real Salt Lake fans, but I’ll be honest, it didn’t look that great from the beginning. SKC scored their first goal in the 17th minute (Benny Feilhaber) and boy was it pretty. I have to give credit where credit is due, I know I would’ve been proud if RSL had scored a goal that looked so good, so I couldn’t even be mad when that happened.

After this goal,  we started to gain a little bit more possession, with Joao Plata making sure to send in anything he could, and Yura Movsisyan almost making a shot that deflected off of Plata in the 29th minute. After a quick discussion, referees made the decision that Plata was in an offsides position and the goal didn’t count. The noise that came out of my mouth during that time was… something inhuman. I laughed at the whole thing, but it was understandable. But man it would’ve been nice to at least have one goal.

We still continued our theme of incomplete passes during the rest of the second half and finished the 45th with a 1.0 lead from SKC and a sad, but hopeful halftime gave me time to grieve.

Alas, our second half started off quick for SKC, they gained their second goal in the 52nd minute, courtesy of Dom Dwyer. Soon after that, Movsisyan signaled that he needed to be taken off at the 60th minute due to an injury, and Coach Mike Petke was forced to sub him out but brought in Luis Silva up front for the attack.

At the 90th minute they announced 5 minutes of stoppage time, and I groaned, but hoped that it would go quick. I was wrong. Right toward the end of stoppage, Gerso Fernandez was able to run past Matt Van Oekel who went out to get the ball but missed. There it was, 3-0 and just at the end of stoppage time. As soon as the whistle rang I turned off the TV.

Am I disappointed? Sure. There have been numerous players who have all agreed, everyone needs to step up. However, I continue to stick by our team during these growing pains with new players and 11 players of ours out on injury (the most in the league). Hopefully, we continue some conditional training to keep our current players around and out of injury trouble.

Match Events:

(SKC) 17′  Goal Benny Feilhaber 1-0

(RSL) 39′  Yellow Card Luke Mulholland

(SKC) 49′  Yellow Card Benny Feilhaber

(SKC) 51′  Goal Dominic Dwyer 2-0

(RSL) 51′  Yellow Card Demar Phillips

(SKC) 55′  Yellow Card R. Espinoza

(RSL) 55′  Yellow Card Yura Movsisyan

(RSL) 60′  Substitution: Out: Yura Movsisyan In: Luis Silva

(SKC) 69′  Yellow Card Graham Zusi

(SKC) 70′  Substitution: Out: R. Espinoza  In: Sony Mustivar

(RSL) 71′  Substitution: Out: Danilo Acosta  In S. Saucedo

(SKC) 79′  Substitution: Out J. Medranda In Daniel Salloi

(SKC) 84′  Yellow Card Gerso Fernandes

(RSL) 85′  Substitution: Out: Luke Mulholland In: José María Hernández

(SKC) 90′ + 1′  Substitution: Out: Dominic Dwyer In: Soony Saad

(SKC) 90′ + 5′  Goal Gerso Fernandes 3-0

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RSL v COL – Rocky Mountain (winning) High

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By Ambrosia Tonkovich @heyambrosia

Saturday, April 15: 1-2 Win

Holy cow.

I can’t believe it. We won. The last ten minutes of the game, and not only did we score a point, we scored two to win the game for the first time in 19 home games at Colorado Rapids.

Let’s discuss what happened, because although we won, this was not a pretty game.

First of all, a big shoutout to Jared Watts. Honestly, without you this probably wasn’t possible. In the 85th minute of play, when pretty much all hope was lost, you got a handball right on the line and a red card sent you off the field. This awarded Real Salt Lake with not only a PK, but the game equalizer right there in the 85th minute. Jared, I salute you. I saw your frustration, and I understand, but you have probably made some friends of RSL fans!

Also, if you happened to hear of the news, Tim Howard is suspended for three games due to foul language/actions against some Sporting KC supporters after his game against them. In addition to that, he apparently had some pretty strong words with Dom Dwyer, so I mean, we’ll take what we can get. You helped us with a big W, Tim.

Alright, so, our first half was… dismal. We were uncoordinated, we couldn’t move the ball fast enough, and our passes failed repeatedly. We weren’t expecting Colorado to play well, and that isn’t an excuse. We should be going into every game expecting to play against a good team, and make sure that we are always better. Our defensive positioning was lackluster, and when Kevin Doyle landed a goal in the 29th minute, I deflated completely. Mike Petke said before the game that we were going to need to focus on winning versus keeping the Rocky Mountain Cup in Utah, and that goal (albeit early) made that goal of his seem like a faraway wish.

We jumped up the standings from the very bottom of the Western Conference this week (and sorry to be negative but man, I really hope we’re on the upswing now), and we are now just above the line, and hopefully on the road to glory.


Our two saving graces were Jared Watts for being sent off, handing us a PK that Yura Movsisyan was able to sink in the 85th minute, and then that glorious long shot from Brooks Lennon that had the bar that I was sitting in yelling and clapping loudly. I couldn’t believe it, I almost spit out my chicken wing (almost).

So what now? Well… we can’t rely on Brooks Lennon to be our game changer every time. Last game, he and Danny Acosta worked incredibly well together, but I want to be able to rely on our whole team. Any substitutions that we have shouldn’t make me afraid of what’s going to happen.

Mike Petke? Well, he’s 2 for 2 for RSL after making his way back to head coach. Although he’s as critical (probably more) as I am about the team right now, man he is gaining fans’ trust more and more. The original outrage over Jeff Cassar being let go hardly graces my facebook feed anymore as he keeps playing more academy players (we had 5 see the match tonight), and keeps playing to our strengths. He even mentioned almost pulling Brooks Lennon off the field and Brooks saying “I got this, guy.” Sure enough, Petke made it known how much he appreciated Lennon’s game-winning goal.


Good job to our boys for playing up until the end. I’ll admit, I gave up. A 1-0 is hard to come back from in the second half, but they did it, and they were so close to the final whistle.

Cards given:

  • Chris Wingert – Yellow card (52’ – RSL)
  • Mekeil Williams – Yellow card (84’ – COL)
  • Jared Watts – Red card (85’ – COL)


  • Mohammed Saeid in for Bismark Boateng (32’ – COL)
  • Luis Silva in for Luke Mulholland (64’ – RSL)
  • Ricardo Velazco in for Sebastian Saucedo (71’ – RSL)
  • Joshua Gatt in for Marlon Hairston (80’ – COL)
  • Bobby Burling in for Dominique Badji (86’ – COL)
  • Omar Holness in for Albert Rusnak (90’ + 3’ – RSL)

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